aufic rec - the one where stiles and derek meet online
31/M/New York. Rich, lays in bed all day, likes to read (aka Derek Hale, son of an Oscar winning actress, brother of one obnoxious reality star and one rebellious fashion designer, hates the paparazzi so much he’s a recluse)
26/M/California. Boring office job, likes to read (aka Stiles Stilinski, co-owner of a 100 acre organic farm with his dad and two best friends, writer of obits for a newspaper, has absolutely no life)
Or, where Derek and Stiles meet online, and Stiles has no clue Derek’s part of a famous family.
"if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE
glad to see y’all spreading the word
my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else
Sterek AU: Derek is going back to Beacon Hills for the first time since the fire when his truck breaks down. He’s miles from anywhere so he calls the only person he still knows in Beacon Hills, a sheriff who gave him his number after the fire and told him to call if he ever needed anything. Miraculously the Sheriff still has the same number and he promises to send the cavalry. When the cavalry arrives however, it looks suspiciously like two teenage boys, one of whom seems to have developed a crush on Derek. Perfect.
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sterek au: Derek can’t control himself on a full moon, and Stiles tries to help him.
"What are you looking at?" Stiles scoffs, feeling himself blush under the werewolf’s intense stare. He knows he can’t hide the way it makes his heart skip a beat.
Derek only tilts his head to the side, a soft smile playing on his lips.
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
haha, I’m thinking ill do another one this wednesday when we go to disneyland! p.s. i didn’t hate it THAT much
okay so here’s the thing: i’m a huge divergent fan. and for these past few days, i’ve been working really really hard to try to win a copy of allegiant signed by veronica roth. who wouldn’t like to have a book from their favorite saga signed by its author, right?
in order to win, i need to get as many likes as possible in THIS PICTURE.
right now i’m in SECOND PLACE, and the contest ends tomorrow morning (07/21).
please, please help me out? <3
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.